Answer: No.
Reply: Good!
Question: Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
Answer: Professional courtesy.
Question: Why do male attorneys usually wear tight shirt collars and ties?
Answer: It keeps their foreskins from creeping up and covering their faces.
Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
Answer: His lips begin to move.
Question: How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
Answer: With the coyote, you usually see skid marks.
Question: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: How many can you afford?
Question: What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.
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Q: Where does a vampire learn how to suck blood?
A: During his first year of Law School.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
Top 10 Reasons Why Lawyers Should Replace Lab Rats
- There is an endless supply
- Lab assistants don't get attached to them
- It's more fun to shave and stick needles in lawyers
- There are some things rats just won't do
- It's fun to dispose of them when you're through
- It's not "inhumane" treatment, when it comes to lawyers
- No one cares when a lawyer squeals
- We've seen what happens when they are allowed to breed in the wild
- Lawyers belong in cages
- Animal rights activist don't care if you torture lawyers
Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty in Law, But Aren't - Have you looked through her briefs?
- He is one hard judge!
- Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
- His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
- Is it a penal offense?
- Better leave the handcuffs on.
- For $200 an hour, she better be good!
- Can you get him to drop his suit?
- The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
- Think you can get me off?
- http://people.ku.edu/~dadams/lawyers.htm
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